Tuesday, January 29, 2008

I can't wait

I cant wait to have you in my arms, and to see that smile that gives me goosebumps every single time I see it.

I can't wait to have you smell all over me, and to get your long hair caught in my mouth.

I can't wait to dance with you, and sing.

I can't wait to drink a cup of tea, and talk about our future together.

I can't wait to hear about things you haven't done, so I can add them to the list of things to do.

I can't wait to poke you, and get in trouble for it.

I can't wait to hear you bitch about the world, because at least you're not bitching about me.

And I can't wait for you to laugh at me, when I still can't take off your bra quickly, even after you left me one here to practice on.

I can't wait.

Tire Man, Baby Burgers and a 3D Chocolate Vagina

So my week began with my car making some strange sounds, and unable to go up steep hills. My poor Daisy was having a hard time starting up as well :( And since Kyla and I are planning on going on a Seattle shopping trip next weekend, I thought it was probably a good idea to go see my good friend - The Tire Man. So Max and I sat and waited for the diagnosis, while discussing the idiots on the Maury Povitch show with my mechanic. Now he is called the Tire Man for a reason. It's like visiting a superhero for cars. He fixed up my daisy without a problem, and now she purrs like a new born kitten. I don't even remember the last time she felt so good. And the price? Let's just say I drove away smiling.


My man Khuzi is like a freaking magician, and always has some wise words every visit. A very smart man. I took a picture of a great quote he had on his wall.


Honestly, if you're ever in need of a good HONEST mechanic, go give him a visit.


So anyways afterwards Max and I went to the mall for some shopping and baby burgers. I have to say, shopping with my brother was one of the best shopping experiences of my life. He goes at exactly my pace, and has really great taste (he must get it from me). But during our shopping spree, we got quite hungry.

Now back in the day, I could get a Baby Burger at A&W for 50 cents!

50 cents!!!

I remember driving down during our high school lunch breaks, ordering 10 burgers at a time and scarfing them down all through out the day.

They now cost $2, but still taste just as delicious. They small and simple. Beef, cheese, ketchup and bun - with LOTS of seasoning.

It has got to be my favorite fast food burger next to the white spot triple-o.

Anyways, Max and I got a little carried away...






And here is a VERY entertaining video of Maxim finishing a burger in 2 bites!!

To top off the day, I found this cologne I used to wear back in the day that apparently isn't made anymore. It was one of the first colognes I ever bought when I was younger, and i haven't been able to find it for YEARS. The smell makes me feel like a teenager again. Not that I don't always feel like a teenager anyways.

Also!! I've been able to teach myself how to make a 3D video with my computer. You know? Those ones with the red and blue 3D glasses. Yeah, I'm pretty proud of myself. So as I was figuring this all out, I was eating some mini donuts, when I found one that looked a bit...peculiar...

So I decided to make it the subject of my first 3D video.

Anyways I'm tired. Theres more I'd like to talk about, but I'll have to leave it for the next one.

Peace and Love


Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Priorities in check

So I'm driving along my way to work.
Running late.
And as I'm just as I'm about to turn at this 4-way-stop,
I see a huge line of cars straight ahead,
With people pulled over at the top of the graveyard
That over looks the lower mainland.
They've all gotten out of their cars,
And were standing along the fence,
Looking out at the view.
I knew I'd be extra late for work if I went to see,
But these are the things I live for.

So I go straight through the sign,
And look out my right window.
The view...was amazing.
The mountains were glowing pink from the setting sun,
And there was a giant full moon just over top of them.

We haven't had much sun here lately,
So this is an extra rare occurrence.

Everyone was hypnotized.
As if god was finally making an appearance.

I as in a trance.

Fuck work.

I would've skipped my entire day for one second of that view.

I got out of my car,
And went up against the fence with the others.

I love how everyone felt the exact same way.

You could see it in everyones face.

And so instead of getting back into my car, and heading back on my way to work...

I go straight back home to get my camera to take a few shots of this refreshing moment.

In no rush at all.

These are the times when I wish I had a better camera.

The pictures don't do it any justice at all.

When I finally got to work,
Almost a half hour late,
I was hoping to GOD that they would ask me my excuse.

I was ready to tell them EXACTLY why I was late.

"I was too busy looking at the beautiful earth!"

But alas they didn't.

But I'm so glad to have my priorities in check.


Sunday, January 20, 2008


So I sign on to msn, and a few minutes after I sign on i get the little bubble pop up in the bottom right of my screen saying I have just received a new e-mail from...

Now the first thing I'm thinking to myself is why in the piss would I be getting an email from aljazeera.net, and secondly, how on earth did they get my address? So I clicked directly on the pop up bubble and it takes me straight to this page:


Very strange. I'd really like to know what is going on.

My new word for the day is Gouranga - a term popularized by the Hare Krishna movement. It means "be happy". Gotta love a word that sounds awesome and has a sweet meaning.

Like balloon.

Still my favorite.

Today I finally did something creative that wasn't my own project! My dad sent me this link of a student on craigslist looking for an actor to help with her student film. I figured what he hell, my day is free, this is my kind of thing, lets do it! It felt really good actually. I haven't been directed in something artistic in a long long time. It really takes the pressure off of having to be the one in full control with full vision, and just letting someone guide you - while at the same time adding your own flair to it. To top it all of I made a new friend. Maybe I'll post the finished film on here if she allows me.

I think I need to do things like this more often.

Anyways, thats it from me today.

Peace and Love


Saturday, January 19, 2008

Dear Mr. Tambourine Man

Dear Songers,
Dear Songists,
Dear Sound Makers,
Dear Lullaby Crooners,
Dear Ballad Belters,
Dear Whistlers,
Dear Song Writers,
Dear String Pluckers,
Dear Spoon Clackers,
Dear Rhythm Movers,
Dear Yodelers,
Dear Subway Entertainment,

Listen to the sound you put out there.
Let it echo its way back to you.
Really listen.
Makes the noises you most want to hear,
The ones you REALLY desire to hear.
Not what the guy before you played,
Or what you think we want you to jam.
Sing the words you would want sung to you.
Theres so many to choose from,
And they're all at the tip of your lips,
If you just allow them to flow.

Play a chord you've been dying to play,
Or curious to experience.
Never erase a line of inspiration.
No matter how untrue it is.
Or how short you felt it.
What matters -
Is that you felt it,
One time or another.
And so has someone else.
So let that someone else know,
That they're not alone.

Making music,
Is like masturbation for the ears.
Instead of being fed the music,
You play it for yourself.
You feel what you need to hear,
And you jerk off your ear
With a tune
That sets your spirit free.

Oh to be a music man...

Maybe in my next life
or later down the path

But remember,
Slow down that guitar solo.
Take a long steady listen.
Make love to the riff!
Don't hold fear,
Because music doesn't judge.
And the truer you hold to yourself,
The more the rest of us will understand - And listen - Over and over again...
And we'll say "he's been there" or "she knows"

Today I saw a man.
An older man with a guitar.
Whose been places.
And wears the same old pair
Of worn out jeans
That have come along the way with him.
Who earns his pennies in a cover band,
Replaying the words of past souls.
And without word,
He played an original tune,
Thats been in his back pocket for years.
I knew he had been there.
I knew he had felt that.
I knew it was truth.
I knew it was a passage of his path.
I knew it was him.
I knew.
I knew.
I know.
I didn't even have to ask.

He knew every detail.

Friday, January 18, 2008

I want to be naked

It's been an interesting past week.

I went to the deer farm with Shawn and Jordan for a second time. It's always an interesting time with those two. I always end up learning something new with them. It's not something that is learned directly, but we end up twisting our minds to think of things in different ways, and different lights, to discover something about ourselves that we never quite touched with our brains...at least I do anyways.

Also this weekend I ended up finding myself at the Taboo Sex Show with Kyla. VERY AWESOME! I highly recommend it for any couple. Its really is a fun environment to learn about each other. It takes you out of your element, and you find new ways of being comfortable with one another. It was really neat to see all the different people and couples that turned out. There were people of allll sorts. Everyone and anyone. But i guess everyone enjoys sex, right? (Actually I remember watching the Sunday Night Sex Show back in the day, and there was one caller who said he didn't enjoy sex. I couldn't believe it! Its one of those things that sort of stuck in my mind and I always wonder....why not?)

The exhibition also made me decide something. I WANT TO BE A NUDIST. Thats right. Kyla and I had discussed going to nude beaches before, something neither of us have ever done...something I had never even considered doing before. But at the show they had various booths for all sorts of nudist vacations and resorts. They looked AMAZING! And how great would that feel? To be free and nude on a tropical beach while sipping on some long island iced teas. I think I would feel very at one with the world and liberated. So I'll hit up Wreck beach a few times this summer, see how it goes, and maybe next year I'll be taking a nude cruse down to the Caribbean. I honestly never thought I'd be saying such a thing.

We bought these wicked candles that melt into a hot massage oil. One is edible and a mocha flavored (soooooo good) and the other is creamcycle. They're a bit pricey, but I highly recommend them.
There were a lot of other toys that we were interested in, but I think we'll be saving them for next year :)

Anyways heres a video I took of the Taboo Sex Show. It ended up getting 10 honors on youtube the other day!

Honors for This Video:
#3 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Travel & Events - Canada
#79 - Most Viewed (This Month) - Travel & Events - Canada
#4 - Top Favorites (This Week) - Travel & Events - Canada
#86 - Top Favorites (This Month) - Travel & Events - Canada
#15 - Top Rated (This Week) - Travel & Events - Canada

Ummm what else can I say? I'm still working on my big stop motion project, and have been putting most of my creative energies towards that. I have been able to do a few other things here and there though. I made a time lapse of Kyla and I sleeping. I can't believe how much of a mover she is! It looked like shes a Riverdancer or something. This is probably one of my most personal and intimate videos yet.

This one ended up with a whole bunch of honors too.

Anyways thats it from me tonight.

I'm going to go practice being a nudist around my room.

Peace and Love


Friday, January 11, 2008


A video I made while waiting for Shawn to come pick me up.

Enjoy my misery!

Have a great Friday everyone!

Love Jordan

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Smelly Island

Never go to unknown all you can eat Chinese buffets with mainly fat white senior customers that only has two or three percent of the signs up for their dished. One sign being "Pickled Pigs Feet"

If you ever find yourself in this situation - stick with the fruit.

Speaking of fruit, a man I work with eats his oranges entirely! Peel and all! I've never seen such a thing in my life. Fire she bites off all of the peel, chews it and swallows it. Then he eats the rest of the orange like you would an apple. I sat and stared as he ate the entire thing.

Always check to see if the tip of your q-tip is loose, because it really sucks to have that slip off and get stuck inside your ear.

This I learned 15 minutes ago.

It turns out that there is some voting fraud going on in New Hampshire. Of course Ron Paul is in the center of it. And I really hope somebody does something about it, and it had better get some sort of coverage on the news. Its big news. If they can spend days talking about Hilary Clinton shedding a couple tears, they sure as hell can talk about this. Apparently 30 something votes were cast for him in the town of Sutton, but they counted them as 0. Fucking disgusting. There is something going terribly wrong in that country of theirs. Thank god I'm not part of it...yet. Lets hope the corruption doesn't spread up north, although I wont be surprised when I see that day.

I think I might need a back up country.

But where could I go?

Maybe someplace tropical.

Maybe I should start thinking about learning a new language...

But I'm so terrible with languages!

I think I'll go live on a boat out in international water, and wait for an under water volcano to erupt and create a new Island which I will claim and name "Smelly Island" to keep people away. Just like they did with Iceland.

Alright, time go to dream of tropical islands.

Peace and love


Sunday, January 6, 2008

Sunday Afternoon

Theres a hole in my mind
that I'm trying to fill
it wont let me forget
messages and monuments
from worlds I once knew
and I don't feel too well

I feel the tears about to pour
Thoughts of marigolds in my head
the marigolds in my neighbors yard
I would ruin
after throwing tennis balls
on their lawn

The sounds
of my mothers suitcase
rolling from her room above me
and the smell
of her airline uniform
after a goodbye kiss
leaving me with marks
of bright pink
on my cheek

Friends pictures
that I couldn't fit
in my wallet
and broken pieces of plastic
that have memories
which mean the world to me

that felt like earthquakes

that felt like the universe
was being vacuumed up beneath me

that made me feel invincible
and everything revolving around me

Days when I would never
avoid a soul
days when my house
was filled with warmth
and home
days when the only thing that scared me
was the dark

Oh to be only scared
of such a thing
as the dark

Its funny how it works
when you open a door
it dangles words in front of your eyes
and they wont go away
until you decide
to share them with the world

Thats when they disappear

Only the beautiful minds
can be so lucky
to capture a glimpse
and be able to share
whats on the other side
of the looking glass mirror

But my tears have stopped
and I'm sure they'll start again
once I stop sharing
these odds and ends
I will always try
To share my light
Because thats the only way
I think
To let it grow
And pass on

Happy New Year!!!...and all that stuff


Well its a New Year. A happy one? I'll sure as hell say so. I hope you had a happy Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Wednesday, Saturday, Boxing Day. Mine was all really awesome. My Hanukkah was a bit off a write of because of my late hours at work. Although tensions with my family were on high alert - so I think this year was just meant to be a bit melancholy. However my little sister bought me some really nice body shop nick-knacks. LOVE EM! My Christmas was fantastic though! This year I spent it over on the island with my girlfriend and her family, and I got spoiled majorly!

My girlfriend spoils me enough just with her love, warmth and affection, but I felt like a spoiled little brat this Christmas. I've never really had a girlfriend go "all out" for me on any occasion whether it was my birthday or any holiday. There have been some nice gestures in the past, but nothing like what Kyla did at all. She made me this beautiful memory box covered in pictures and memories and filled it with all sorts of goodies to pamper myself with. Lets just say she knows me too well. She also bought me the comfiest robe I have ever worn in my life! It takes a lot of will power just to take it off. And if that weren't all enough she also bought me a Buddha board! I had seen it in the mall a couple months back, and TOTALLY forgot about it. I was shocked when I opened it up. If you don't know what a Buddha board is, I made a quick video to show:

Her mom also gave me a box filled with candy and socks and toys, and she also made me three BEAUTIFUL candles. I don't even know if I'll be able to them, I like them so much. Then we went and visited her grandma in our pj's where I had some of the most delicious baked goods I've ever had. I definitely hope we visit granny more often :P And after that we had a wonderful dinner at her cousin's place.

Definitely one of the best Christmas' I've ever had.

Then I was back just in time to celebrate my brother's 19th birthday. We had a couple night's of celebrating since he is finally legal drinking age. And since he doesn't have to use MY id anymore, we can finally go out drinking together for once. We went to Clancy's - a small quiet bar just across town for his actual birthday on the 26th. I bought him a shot of 151, which topped off his night nicely. I went out for lunch the next day at a small diner with him and his friends, and then to Foggy Dews Friday night for drinks and dancing. It was good times, and fun to see Max in that sort of atmosphere, and getting to know his friends on another level.

New years was very tame. Just me and my girl at my place. Some drinks. Some Pizza. Some Scrabble. Some Jenga. A nap here and there. And a joint. I wouldn't have wanted to bring in the new year any other way. In fact, we ended up doing two nights of celebrating. The second night was a bit more scandalous though...I wont be going into any details there, I will only say that it was nothing short of amazing, and I wish every night could be just like that.

Again I've been really lame with my Blog updates, and I know I would be able to put in more detail into all of these events if I made them more frequently. BUT - I have a plan on how to do better with that. I'm making it one of my NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS!!!!!

Yes....thats right. This year I am making some resolutions...something I've never really done before. But here they are:

1. More frequent blogs

2. Listen to more Neil Diamond

3. Make more time for creativity

4. Watch less TV

5. Phone girlfriend more often

6. Eat breakfast

7. Go back to school

8. Make more time for friends

9. Take more photographs

10. Get rid of "N" drivers license

11. Go swimming at least once a week.

Yeah, that should do it...

We'll see how that all goes. And if everyone could be so kind as to kick my ass every so often to make sure I'm keeping up with them all.


Peace and love