Heres a random thought.
After staring at Brian Howell's photograph of the Michael Jackson impersonator, I came to ask myself...WHY would Michael Jackson deform his face so much...
And I came up with an answer!
We all know how Michael Jackson has an obsession with Peter Pan. The neverland ranch, never wanting to grow up yadda yadda yadda....well i think he was trying to LOOK like Peter Pan as well.
Check it out:
How disgustingly similar is that?
Yep....i think I figured it out...
Soon he'll be dying his hair orange, and wearing spock ears...you'll see.